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Maggot

Lockdown, STAY 2 METRES AWAY FROM EVERYONE!! a.k.a social distancing, hand washing, no touching, actually there's nobody allowed close enough to touch, no bog roll, pubs are shut, people getting arrested for being outside etc. etc. it's important to keep one's pecker up, that goes for the ladies too, so here's a thread to laugh in the face of the inevitable, dystopian, 1984-like future that is just around the corner. 

If you were logged in right now, you'd be watching an awesome video. But you're not, so all you see is this stupid message.
If you were logged in right now, you'd be watching an awesome video. But you're not, so all you see is this stupid message.
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Maggot

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Rinkat
10 minutes ago, Maggot said:

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Jiihaaa!!! That's what I need.

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Stabby

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Warman

This one cracked me the fuck up!

 

 

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H82GO8675309
If you were logged in right now, you'd be watching an awesome video. But you're not, so all you see is this stupid message.
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Terror

Yeah, 2 meters. Everywhere, except in the company I have to work :mad:

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Gorey
1 hour ago, H82GO8675309 said:

If you were logged in right now, you'd be watching an awesome video. But you're not, so all you see is this stupid message.

"And then I beat my non-existent meat, and I was my hands!"

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Maggot

If you were logged in right now, you'd be watching an awesome video. But you're not, so all you see is this stupid message.

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Miss Suicide

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Maggot

If you were logged in right now, you'd be watching an awesome video. But you're not, so all you see is this stupid message.

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Rinkat

What a  sexy guy...

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Maggot

All the non Brit's off to to Google Kate McCann and tapas now.

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Hairybeast

Didn’t sound like Kate McCann had a sex tape in that post. So I didn’t google. @Maggot lol

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Glittercannon
4 hours ago, Maggot said:

All the non Brit's off to to Google Kate McCann and tapas now.

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If you were logged in right now, you'd be watching an awesome video. But you're not, so all you see is this stupid message.
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Maggot

If you were logged in right now, you'd be watching an awesome video. But you're not, so all you see is this stupid message.

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Rinkat
3 hours ago, Maggot said:

If you were logged in right now, you'd be watching an awesome video. But you're not, so all you see is this stupid message.

That could be me! I mean the older woman, I'm not that nice guy..

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Glittercannon
5 hours ago, Maggot said:

If you were logged in right now, you'd be watching an awesome video. But you're not, so all you see is this stupid message.

Now you know why she lives alone.

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Glittercannon

Downtown Kent, Washington, USA:

 

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H82GO8675309
On 3/30/2020 at 1:56 PM, Glittercannon said:

If you were logged in right now, you'd be watching an awesome video. But you're not, so all you see is this stupid message.

USA is like 40x bigger than the UK. We have our own murdery weirdoes to entertain us. Just sayin'... and it's like you guys are obsessed with the McCanns 😂 

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